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snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(via peer-pressured)

10knotes:

"Dude, you just ran like 13 miles in 30 minutes."

(Source: mysnarkasm, via life-goes-on-so-stfu)

how to win someone over: by shakira

(Source: voldermorte, via heyfunniest)